3650 Jokes, Puns, and Riddles by Author

3650 Jokes, Puns, and Riddles by Author

Author:Author
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2019-04-01T16:00:00+00:00


Two cannibals were eating a clown, when one turned to the other and said, “This tastes funny.”

Merman: Does King Neptune have throw rugs in his undersea palace?

Mermaid : No. He has whale-to-whale carpeting.

Why did King Neptune take shellfish to the gym?

He wanted to build up his mussels.

Sinbad: What did the cowboy yell to the sailor who was stuck out on the lake?

Pecos Bill: Hey pardner! Whoa, whoa, whoa your boat.

What do you get if you cross a chick and a tree with Danielle Steele?

A peeperbark writer.



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