On the Line by Joseph Ponthus
Author:Joseph Ponthus [Ponthus, Joseph]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781800243989
Publisher: Head of Zeus
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There are some jokes
They make you laugh all day long
They even make your day
Especially if itâs a beautiful day
Itâs Friday
The start of spring
At knock-off time at noon itâs a grand day outside
Iâm still laughing like a fool
Clocking on at five am the boss says
âIn ten minutes youâre changing station so you can be trained up for where youâll be next weekâ
That means thereâll be one more weekâs work at least
More cash coming in
So a new fridge upstream on the line
The animals are not yet quartered
But have been halved lengthwise
Twenty-four rails of thirty animals each about four hundred kilos
Two hundred and ninety tonnes easy
The animals have to be brought out one by one so they can be sawn and cut into quarters
Nothing to think about
Even less than usual
Just have to keep dragging like a draught horse
Even more than usual
I push five lots of five beasts at a time
Works out at about two good tonnes a go
The toughest thing is getting them past the bends running from the side rails to the main rail
At the end of which is where the cutters work
You always have to make sure they have a supply of animals so they donât have to go off looking for their shit
And most importantly
Most important
Do not forget to remove the hanger steak from inside each animal so it can be put into a tub that a bloke comes to fetch every half-hour
I love hanger steak
The âbutcherâs cutâ as itâs known
A muscle from the cowâs diaphragm
Just one
Long fibres
Tasty
And costs a bomb
Iâm on my own in my huge fridge
Calm and determined
Iâm hard at it dragging like a madman
Iâm tearing off my hanger steaks
And Iâm laughing laughing laughing
The boss comes by to see me
âAll good with the new jobâ
âYeah boss yeah
But there is one thing
Iâve just worked out why
Thereâs a shit tonne more blood on the floor in my new fridge than there was in the othersâ
âYeah reallyâ
âThe steaks are higherâ
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