Papi by Rita Indiana

Author:Rita Indiana [Indiana, Rita]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780226244921
Publisher: University of Chicago Press
Published: 2016-02-03T05:00:00+00:00

EIGHT

Your adventure awaits but first you have to understand the backstory. Solid knowledge of the backstory before starting the game will make the adventure much richer. It’s important to know the relationship between Papi, his business associates, the family, and the Lord of All Darkness, also known as his girlfriends.

Up there, where the devil lost his sandal, that is, in the middle of fucking nowhere, that’s where Papi is enthroned. This mountain-castle-tower with a thousand stories is the source of all his suffering and happiness here on Earth and all adjacent worlds. Papi increases in power thanks to the energy given off by everyone in the world who wants a new car. Papi’s powers bloom when the spirit of those who yearn vibrates at its highest, until they let their women go with the watchmen and sell their kids one by one just so they can buy a car at Papi’s dealership, where they’re given the magic key so they can fly, get women, and eventually more keys.

At the beginning, his business associates were loyal to Papi and the foundational link between Papi and the lesser world, but then one day his associates united against him. But Papi knows everything and can do anything, so he escaped in time, and they’re still looking for him. Since then, Papi’s business associates manage Papi’s empire. A doll dressed in one of Papi’s suits, or one of his associates, the guy who looks most like Papi, the one who had a bit of surgery done, is who reigns in the mountain-castle-tower of a thousand stories. They keep people calm with images and prerecorded speeches from before Papi disappeared. In these videos, Papi never gets old, though his associates age and get ugly and richer and richer.

The girlfriends used to be loyal to Papi, but devotion has ruined their souls cuz Papi condemned them to forty years without dick. This consumes the girlfriends and they look for Papi everywhere, following all the fake dicks that his buddies have strewn all over the place.

The girlfriends who got off on these dicks now fall prey to another curse: sharks, shark imitators, pterodactyls that chase everybody so they can suck their necks for the last drop of Papi’s blood left in those veins, roosting in the doorjambs, on the roofs, on antennas, and laying eggs in newspaper nests, while the rest of the world’s population chases them away with buckets of Astringosol and boiling water.

Papi’s children all look the same, albinos with ash-colored hair and blue eyes, and they all wear little sailor outfits. They don’t always come out of pterodactyl eggs. Sometimes they’re born in dumpsters through spontaneous generation. They crawl into a single file and go door to door looking for Papi, asking for a helping hand.

When Papi’s business associates saw how the children multiplied, they decided to adopt as many as they could and gave them names like Xavi, Hansel, Guille, Axel, and sent them to American schools where they had lockers and got a sexual education.

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